soul survivor.

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via rapunzelie)

imessageworld:

OMFG

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via sirsupreme7)

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
dynastylnoire:

winner!
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